[GOOD. Because Simon actually did that once - and that was the more benign attempt. The other one ended with a robot popcorn machine overlord that insisted on serving everyone.

Yeah, Kon's giving up on pretending that he isn't Superboy. The entire town knows by now.] Don't say it like that, man. You're my first choice for like, everything.

[Headhunting? Lex's PR team certainly was after him, but they also know where to find him too. It's not as if the Talon is a super-secret hideaway. It's no Batcave.] You mean with Lex? It's... kind of a long story.