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[stefanged]

The Bad News Bears Meme


...wait. No. Bad.
Person A is chilling. Minding their own business. Maybe knitting. Ever thought about knitting? Never tried it myself but shit's supposedly pretty fun, you should look into it. Point being, Person A is minding their own business.

Person B enters the scene. Person B has a mission. See, Person B has news for Person A. Maybe they got mail addressed to the wrong house? Maybe they were a messenger sent on a grave mission? Maybe they're the originator of the news. But whatever the case may be, they have news. And it's of grave importance.

- Post!
- Tag other people.
- Deliver bad news. Casually mention that their dog got hit, or suggest that they should look into moving as someone set their house on fire. Be creative.
- Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy.

(Stolen from an earlier iteration on bakerstreet !)

Comments

[desertdaggers]

So we'll keep an eye on it. You'll be fine, Kon. [he has the utmost faith in Kon, after all- regardless of any other influences.]

Still on loan, huh? [so… what do they do now… He frowns, pressing his knuckles against the tabletop.] Do you want to get a look at it, at least?

[tactilekonesis]

Normally, yeah. I'm gonna wait a little bit before I go myself - since, you know, I tried to take it back an' all.

[He pauses, scrutinizing Hawk...] But if you wanna go? I can't exactly stop you.

[desertdaggers]

Seems sensible.

[he half-smiles, shrugging.] Well… I can't deny I'm curious. But I think I'd like to see it with you. You can explain exactly what we're looking at, then. And we could make a vacation out of it! [perhaps.]

[tactilekonesis]

Heck yeah we could!

[He'd swear normally, but there may be tiny little ones nearby. Children have the worst habit of sneaking up on him!] If you can wait until the press dies down, then I can probably drag you over there - and this time, I'm gonna avoid the local law enforcement.

[desertdaggers]

[it's true.]

Sounds like a plan to me, then! [he chuckles, eyes bright] Is it really dragging if I'm suggesting it?

[tactilekonesis]

Nah. I mean, it's only "dragging" if we go spontaneously - and it's not like that never happens.

[He does feel a lot better, though. As much as it sucks that Hawk knows, Kon also couldn't keep this a secret for much longer.]

[desertdaggers]

True enough! [he laughs, relaxing more.] Let's sort this out later, then. When we're not likely to suddenly be busy at a moment's notice.

[and he'll go back to figuring out what the matter is with the popcorn machine this time.]