[He knows it's a rhetorical question, yet the smart-alec in him can't quite resist retorting:] Make the world's largest buffet, probably.

Though it'd be better if we brought dessert and tea or coffee to people's tables. [That, he hopes, is something people won't make as huge of a fuss over.] Is that all the planning you've got for today? I should get back to work - I haven't made much of a dent in this case file.