[Open Meme] TFLN: The Second

[pactfulfilled]

[Source.]

1. Post with Texts from Last Night prompts or create your own.
2. Tag around.
3. Be horrible.

Comments

[pactfulfilled]

1. Yeah, she said she'd buy us a new eleth mixer. So obviously she has Lhant's best interests in mind?
2. I know, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm stupid and incompitent. Look, I can't even spell incompetent right!
3. Well, now I can say I know how getting hit in the face with a flying banana feels? Ugh.
4. I'm six ice pops away from an existential breakdown...
5. Are you coming or not? Or were you just pulling my leg about that?

[jewelboxes]

1. And then, afterwards, he fell asleep on top of me for at least three hours. The poor man must have worked too hard.
2. Do tell me you didn't just describe yourself as "hot and bothered" a moment ago.
3. I am presently being attacked by a swarm of butterflies; nothing is all right anymore.
4. And as an added bonus, you will receive a "25 Close Personal Favors" voucher, expiring thirty days after the initial favor is completed.
5. You're still quite welcome to pay me a visit if you'd like.
6. Yes. You climbed out of your own window and then walked in through the front door.

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[bonnfire]

aw but butterflies are harmless!
if you're that scared though, just touch their wings.

Re: 3

[jewelboxes]

Ah, but suppose they are poisonous butterflies with razor-edged wings and a proboscis designed for draining the blood out of larger creatures?

[bonnfire]

do those poisonous butterflies really exist? because all I'm hearing is 'I have no desire to get over my fear.'

[jewelboxes]

Of course they exist, my dear Bonnie. I wouldn't likely be shaking in my boots otherwise.

[winquotes]

Well some habits you just don't break out of easily, you know?

[jewelboxes]

Yes, I know. In fact, it's one of the many things I love about you, Asbel. Although, I admit it seemed a bit reversed this time.

[winquotes]

It wasn't all that weird was it?

[nozomiracle]

1) Road trip to buy me a baby zebra... are you in or are you in?
2) I hope this doesn't spoil anything, but there are Vikings and it is awesome
3) I feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.

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[lockwouldnt]

or you could end up with a restraining order
is anyone else "helping" you with this?

[nozomiracle]

But it's not stalking. It's helping.

[lockwouldnt]

you sure about that?
did he ASK for your friendship, or did you just decide it? [Again? Like she probably did with this kid?]

[jewelboxes]

A zebra, you say? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with them. Are they monsters of some sort?

[yes_im_kawaii]

1) Just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. It's easier than iI thought to be this lazy!
2) Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair.
3) OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO

[suriyan]

1) I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun

2) Tbh the only thing I was concerned about from the dream was what type of messed up parallel universe doesn't have sea salt ice cream???

3) thank you for listening to my rant about tacos :(

4) text her!

[neverbatman]

(Continued from here)

Friends don't let other friends sing karaoke in (what I'm assuming was) terrible Spanish. :/

[uneforgettable]

I'm not judging.

Well, not the Spanish. I speak French, remember?

[neverbatman]

You could still puzzle out my accent.

That's better than the average person.

[uneforgettable]

Glad to know you consider me better than the average person. At accents.

Although I have to confess, I'd had a couple drinks myself. Some of it was a blur.

[eloquentness]

1) I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I WILL push you in front of a car.

2) I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.

3) He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple........

4) text her!

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[dudeimbatman]

There were reasons. I was bored, there was nothing TV, Sam refused to wake up and oh, a bottle of whiskey. I like you too, Iris and I happen to think I'm beautiful too. Way too pretty to push in front a car.

[eloquentness]

Don't test me, Winchester.
You interrupt a girl's beauty sleep, and she may find the strength to do the impossible.

[dudeimbatman]

Sweetheart, you're already gorgeous. Gotta give the rest of the girls a chance.

[stefanged]

[ continued from here ]

Don't sweat it. I've got enough vodka back home.
When you're the one asking, btw? I'm always free.