[Open Meme] TFLN: The Second

[pactfulfilled]

[Source.]

1. Post with Texts from Last Night prompts or create your own.
2. Tag around.
3. Be horrible.

Comments

[pactfulfilled]

1. Yeah, she said she'd buy us a new eleth mixer. So obviously she has Lhant's best interests in mind?
2. I know, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm stupid and incompitent. Look, I can't even spell incompetent right!
3. Well, now I can say I know how getting hit in the face with a flying banana feels? Ugh.
4. I'm six ice pops away from an existential breakdown...
5. Are you coming or not? Or were you just pulling my leg about that?

[jewelboxes]

1. And then, afterwards, he fell asleep on top of me for at least three hours. The poor man must have worked too hard.
2. Do tell me you didn't just describe yourself as "hot and bothered" a moment ago.
3. I am presently being attacked by a swarm of butterflies; nothing is all right anymore.
4. And as an added bonus, you will receive a "25 Close Personal Favors" voucher, expiring thirty days after the initial favor is completed.
5. You're still quite welcome to pay me a visit if you'd like.
6. Yes. You climbed out of your own window and then walked in through the front door.

[nozomiracle]

1) Road trip to buy me a baby zebra... are you in or are you in?
2) I hope this doesn't spoil anything, but there are Vikings and it is awesome
3) I feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.

[yes_im_kawaii]

1) Just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. It's easier than iI thought to be this lazy!
2) Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair.
3) OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO

[suriyan]

1) I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun

2) Tbh the only thing I was concerned about from the dream was what type of messed up parallel universe doesn't have sea salt ice cream???

3) thank you for listening to my rant about tacos :(

4) text her!

[neverbatman]

(Continued from here)

Friends don't let other friends sing karaoke in (what I'm assuming was) terrible Spanish. :/

[eloquentness]

1) I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I WILL push you in front of a car.

2) I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.

3) He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple........

4) text her!

[stefanged]

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Don't sweat it. I've got enough vodka back home.
When you're the one asking, btw? I'm always free.