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[lockwouldnt]

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[lockwouldnt]

[ He grins, in-between bites, ] What can I say? I'm a growing werewolf, and we all know how much growing wolves need.

[ nah, he just really likes her cooking. Werewolf metabolism aside. ]

[unyieldingspirit]

And if we didn't, we're certainly learning. [she smirks.] Or you really wanted to be sure you had all of it, perhaps?

[lockwouldnt]

Hey! [ He doesn’t exactly sound offended, though. ] It’s not every day I get to treat myself to good food. Gotta savor every bite and then some.

[unyieldingspirit]

And here I thought you were just wolfing it down. [she grins at him.] But I'm glad you are savouring it.

[lockwouldnt]

[ He just shoots her a Look. As much as he adores her, he can't abide by a perfectly terrible pun!! ]

Hey! What did we say about puns at the dinner table?

[unyieldingspirit]

[she just gives him such a grin.]

Surely there's no better time to spice the conversation up!

[lockwouldnt]

[ . . .

. . . . . . . . . .

See that extra-large spoonful he takes? And the glare in his eye as he slowly, slowly shoves it all into his mouth and makes a big show out of keeping that spoon hanging??

This. Is. Not. The. Place. ]

[unyieldingspirit]

…or not.

[she picks her own spoon up with less enthusiasm, now. Still- she thinks it was a good pun.]

All right, not at the table.

[lockwouldnt]

[ ah, shit. ]

No, sorry - uh - [ words, Lockwood! He grimaces, ] I went too far that time.

[unyieldingspirit]

[she waves her spoon at him, tail flicking.] Well, I knew I was pushing it with a second. I can always save them up.

[lockwouldnt]

Ooh, no - [ he winces, exaggerating it for show, ] I think I'd rather get 'em as they come.

[unyieldingspirit]

[she grins.] Are you sure? It could get quite… pun-full.

[lockwouldnt]

Okay, I - [ he allows himself a laugh, ] I totally walked into that one.

[unyieldingspirit]

You sort of did! I hope it didn't pack too much punch.