Damian Wayne | Robin (
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sheridan2013-03-29 03:42 pm
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two's company, god knows how many's a party
[Like he promised Midii a while back, Damian's throwing a party at his place. It's not like him to host parties - for one thing, he's no Bruce. He can't quite fake that level of charm, especially around his classmates. For another, Milagro used to take the reins when it came to party hosting.
... He doesn't exactly have Milagro anymore, so he's gotta step up to the plate and take charge. Needless to say, his family was more than confused (but willing to help). Just in case, he invited Midii early so that she could help him with last-minute arrangements & maybe sneak in an extra round of Mario Kart before Dick and Mar'i show up.
It's a pretty simple party. Damian's maids cleaned up the media room, Alfred made snacks, and Damian set up the video game systems so that eight people could play at one time. He'd also made sure that people could goof off with board games (or playing cards if they so chose), just in case they hated Mario Kart... or if they were sore losers like him.
He takes one last look at his handiwork, before he manages a slight smile and stares down at his watch. She'll be here any minute now - or in the absolute worst case scenario, she was already let in and he didn't notice. Either way, tonight was going to be a success, regardless of how everyone else felt about the matter.]
... He doesn't exactly have Milagro anymore, so he's gotta step up to the plate and take charge. Needless to say, his family was more than confused (but willing to help). Just in case, he invited Midii early so that she could help him with last-minute arrangements & maybe sneak in an extra round of Mario Kart before Dick and Mar'i show up.
It's a pretty simple party. Damian
He takes one last look at his handiwork, before he manages a slight smile and stares down at his watch. She'll be here any minute now - or in the absolute worst case scenario, she was already let in and he didn't notice. Either way, tonight was going to be a success, regardless of how everyone else felt about the matter.]
/sorry this took so long!
[Although, technically, Alfred was doing most of the talking. Which neither of them seemed to have a problem with. Years of serving the Wayne Household had prepared him for being the weight bearer of most any candid conversation. And Midii had always been a fantastic listener. She could sit for hours without more than the occasional interjection. Alfred's stories were fascinating, too. Stories of his dear boys growing up mixed with the occasional baking recipe.]
[This was where he would eventually find her, if he thought to look. Dressed in a pair of black jeans and a slightly over-sized, forest green sweater. Casual, but classy. She knew where she was, and what the expected dress code would be. Her hair was pulled into a high side ponytail soft tendrils framing either side of her face. And, on her face, she had a wide, genuine smile for the kind English Gentleman currently monopolizing her company.]
no worries! i'm pretty slow myself ♥
Figures I would've found you here.
[He smiles faintly, reaching over for apple slices and a bottle of honey, before he gently drizzles honey over the apple slices and eats them. Damian's not sure where he picked up the hobby, beyond Passover with one of his Jewish friends, but the combination's too good for him to pass it up.]
Pennyworth didn't bore you to death, did he? [For his sass, Alfred simply gives him a Look. Damian merely grins innocently before he bites into another honey-drizzled apple. Sometimes, his sass was completely and 100% worth it.]
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[You get sass right back, Damian, not to mention a Look of pure disbelief at that false aura of innocence. Yeah, right.]
[Her eyes fall to his chosen snack. She was used to seeing him pour honey onto his apples by now, but that didn't mean she was eager to partake. Instead, she grabbed one of the honey-free slices for herself.]
Have you finished scrutinizing every last wire placement yet? [Oh, she knows that's what you were doing.] Or have you finally gotten around to buying wireless controllers?
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His grin quickly fades, though, at the mention of the wires.] Tt, the wireless controllers didn't help much. The consoles're plugged into the same amp as Father's Blu-Ray player, the satellite, someone's VHS player... [He'd tick them off with his fingers, but they're now sticky from the honey. See, he finally DID give in, even if he still thinks wireless is a sign of the devil.]
The mess comes more from making sure that if I unplug A, Father won't glare at me in two hours because his precious ["Gray Ghost"]... whatever it is... no longer works.
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Why don't you just buy another amp?
["It's not like you couldn't afford it." was the unspoken tone. She never said aloud as much, because she rubbed his wealth in his face as often as he rubbed her lack thereof in hers. Almost never. Even between the two of them, with their ribbing allowances, there had always been that level of respect that kept certain issues off the board.]
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He takes about a solid thirty seconds before he shrugs.] It'd be more of a pain to switch amps, I guess.
[In other words, as much as he loves tinkering with wires, the media room isn't his baby. That honor goes to his motorbike.] Though it'd make those Gray Ghost marathons more bearable.
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Just admit it might actually be worth it to consider.
Though I guess, for today, we'll have to make due.
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It's already set up. [He makes a face.] Father can deal with getting it back to normal later.
[They have multiple TV's, after all. One night without the biggest screen should be bearable enough for Bruce, right? Damian gets up to pour himself a glass of water - which is also progress, considering he didn't yell at Alfred for one.] You want anything else? Or is that tea good enough?
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[Which she had every intention of doing, as evident by the fact that she refilled her mug one last time before standing. A quick smile and nod of gratitude in Alfred's direction, and she turned back to face Damian directly.]
Alright, show me.
Maybe we can get in a couple practice rounds before the others show up.
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He takes his glass of water along with him before he leads her towards the media room.] That'd work.
I also promised Jai I'd break in that Guilty Party game he bought for my birthday... though it looks kinda dumb. We already own Clue. [Damian's become a better detective over the years, but he still sucks at murder mystery games. The worst part is, his family makes these games insufferable... so the fact that he's even telling Midii about this is impressive.]
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And you know Jai. It has everything to do with the fact that he gets to watch it on the big screen versus staring at a board. He does the same thing with Monopoly.
[She wouldn't say anything about it, given their current history with Word Games.]
[The Media Room was...impressive. Well, of course it was. It was owned by the Waynes. Stocked with at least one of every technological advancement within the last five years. And a few older consoles stored on the shelves for both nostalgia and ambiance. She takes the time to admire several shelves before claiming a seat on one of the plusher beanbag chairs on the floor. One within arm's reach of a table, where she places the cup. Closing her eyes, she doesn't seem to care if he watches while she stretches her arms over her head, sinking further into the plush.]
Pass me the wireless controller. I'm ready.
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Damian can't quite keep his eyes off Midii as she stretches - if anything, he'd been completely distracted by the act of it. God, he'd always known that she was attractive, and he really shouldn't be thinking these kinds of thoughts and--
And they were best friends. Best friends don't think really perverted things about each other! Damian actually has to shake his head before he grabs two wireless controllers and hands one over to her. In contrast, he flops onto the floor and leans back on the giant Scooby-Doo plush that'd somehow made it into their decor.
If anyone asks, it was totally for Mar'i.] Ready to say your prayers, you mean.
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[She came back down just in time to catch him shaking his head. Before plopping down into a Scooby plush that she just knows he's going to blame Mar'i for the presence of. If she asked. Otherwise, he would continue to act as if its existence in the media room were a perfectly normal occurrence.]
[...sometimes, it surprised even her just how well she'd come to know him over the years. She could practically recite from memory half of his usual daily habits.]
Already said them at Church this past Sunday, actually. But thanks.
Start it up.
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He lazily glances over at her, though he can't quite wipe that smile off his face. It's funny: now that he's aware of how hot she is, he can't quite stop thinking about it.
Think of unsexy things! Think about dirty, moldy laundry! Think about Ms. Von Snooty exercising at the country club (and how sweaty she looked as she came in and hugged him with those sweaty, flabby arms of hers...) Think about... think about Jesus?
Jesus worked. Damian finds himself sitting up just a little bit straighter as he turns on the game.] You okay with any race track?
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[She sits up a little straighter as well, leaning forward to get a better view of the menu screen.]
Is this the version with the rainbow road? Because I'll play any course except rainbow road.
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I don't think this is the one with rainbow road... but what does everyone have against it? [Somehow, against absolutely ALL ODDS, this kid has mastered Rainbow Road. Which is weird, considering how bad he is at video games in general.] Is it really that bad?
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Are you kidding? It's impossible. You spend more time falling off the edge than you do actually playing.
Just pick another course.
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... that was some account fail
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i live! somehow
/embraces
/snugs
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since when do i reply to things on time...
shh, you're just fashionable late.
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Caught Undercover!
Damian didn't agree to dressing up as a girl, however. He might've tolerated it as a kid, thinking that it was a Robin tradition, but the older he got, the more he'd grown to hate it. At least he made a hot girl. Which, honestly, wasn't much of a consolation prize!
Tonight, he was out and about, socializing with the local high-schoolers to figure out the origins of a new drug that was being sold to his classmates. While he hadn't received much intel, he did have an obnoxiously high amount of boys' phone numbers. If he was going to get anywhere tonight, maybe playing the vapid girl wasn't enough.]
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[Which is why, when she looked back on this moment later on, it would seem even more incredible.]
[It was her night off, and she had no classes. Her plans for the evening were left open, and there had been a movie out in theaters she had been eager to see. She had no qualms with going by herself. It was better than in groups, and there were few individuals she would have preferred to devote an entire evening to. That didn't stop her from dressing up a little, though. Well...dressy for her; skinny jeans that hugged her petite frame, knee-high black boots, and a delicate waist-length beige sweaterdress. Sleeveless; it was fairly warm that evening, after all. Her hair was pulled back into a very loose bun, and her face was makeup free, save for a touch of shadow and mascara.]
[Clearly, she'd been spending too much time in certain circles. They were influencing her sense of fashion, mainly by giving her one.]
[She was walking the streets by herself, which is why she opted out of carrying a bag. Her phone was hidden in her boot, and she only had a minimal amount of cash in her pocket. Just enough for a ticket, snacks, and the bus. Leaving her hands free to lightly hug at her frame as she wandered down the street, taking in the sights in a way she seldom had time for anymore.]
[So caught up in taking in the sights, however, she nearly missed running into what appeared to be a young high school girl who seemed to be gathering with a group of her friends. Their arms lightly brushed together, and she immediately backed up, pushing a few stray hairs out of her face as she instinctively rushed into apologies.]
Sorry! I guess I spaced out for a moment there.
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It's okay. [The words come out faster than Damian's brain can think. He steps back, staring up at the girl he'd just bumped into, half-ready to figure out just why her voice had sounded so darn familiar and oh.
Oh crap. Of all the people in this town, he had to run into Midii. Amazingly, she somehow hadn't recognized him. Damian supposed that most people wouldn't, considering that he was disguised as a freaking girl, but she always managed to read his every emotion as if he were an open book. Why would this be any different? Not to mention, she was especially hot tonight. (He's a bit concerned by the lack of a purse - every other vapid girl around, including him, has one - but he won't address that matter just yet.) Damian steadily keeps his gaze on her face, even though he so wants to check her out. This identity, unfortunately, wasn't a lesbian.
Thanking God that he'd remembered to invest in a voice modulator that would make his voice a higher-register female pitch (and thus not his typical one), he manages the slightest of smiles. If he acts like nothing's wrong, then hopefully he can pull off the biggest act of his life thus far.] Looks like you're heading somewhere fun. Don't let me stop you from getting there on time!
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[The problem was, Midii also had a habit of looking people directly in the eye when she spoke with them. One wouldn't think, given how introverted (almost to the point of extreme shyness) she appeared, but it was an old habit of hers from...well...days past. The eyes told what the voice would never say.]
[In this case, the fact that this girl warranted a second glance; brows lightly furrowing, Midii paused long enough to give her a good once-over. She wasn't a lesbian, either, but there was something about this girl. Something she couldn't quite place.]
Forgive me if this sounds a bit strange, but...have we met before?
You look familiar.
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[He feigns confusion, shaking his head and narrowing his eyes as if he's really staring at her for the first time. Thing is, he could pick out her face even if they were miles apart. He can see her (real) confusion, and he doesn't want to stick around here longer than he has to.
Grayson put him on a mission, and he can't afford to waste precious time by gabbing with his best friend. He tugs on his right ear, a nervous tick he picked up by watching Milagro, before he shrugs helplessly.] I don't think so. [A slight pause.] Maybe you've seen me around campus lately? I did just move here.
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[Her eyes are drawn to the motion. That discreet tug at his ear that she'd seen a hundred times before. Something she had never called him on because she never wanted him to know when he was giving himself away. How else would she be able to read him as well as she did?]
[The very same read this "girl" was giving now.]
[A lightbulb went on, and Midii's brows went up. Mouth slightly agape, she turned back to her face. Taking in those few, distinct features that she should have recognized preciously but didn't.]
[What the--?]
[So many questions. So many questions. Obviously, he was doing this for a reason. Obviously, he was trying to hide the fact from his peers. She wanted to ask so badly, there was actual physical restraint on her part to keep her voice calm.]
Oh, that's right! Now I remember. You were the one at the campus center I bumped into on my way to the book store.
Talk about your deja vu, right?
[He wasn't the only actor of the two, after all; beyond her initial flash of (major) shock, it was like nothing was out of the ordinary.]
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[While Damian can easily discern people's body language, he's no Midii. He notices that something's off - mainly because he's too nervous pretending to be the opposite gender - but he's going to play it off the best he can.
Her 'memory' strikes him as especially odd. He hadn't been to the campus center, had he...? His eyes widen for a fraction of a second, before his expression softens into an almost-genuine smile. If she's going to play the acting game, then he might as well keep it going. After all, even if he hadn't noticed her surprise, he'd certainly noticed how restrained her voice sounded.]
Definitely sounds like déjà vu. [He laughs softly, tugging subconsciously on the edge of her jacket.] It was nice meeting you, but I've really gotta go.
[He gestures towards a group of equally vapid-looking kids nearby, all presumably here to head towards one of the local nightclubs for an evening of fun. While he's not sure Midii knows that it's him, the Mission kind of matters more right now.]
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[She glanced at the group once more, noticing how they were starting to get agitated by her mere presence.]
We'll catch up later, alright?
['You know there's no way I'm not going to ask you about this the moment I get you alone']